bswpayton's replies reminds me of this Wiping City run I had earlier

Click on the sad emoticon.

Jokes aside, I really don't know how and what else should we say to convince you otherwise. If you refuse to even do a simple mechanic that probably won't even last for 30 seconds, I really think this game isn't for you at all.

Also, quit saying that you're speaking on behalf of the "new players". It's just you honestly.