No I am English and I am very dyslexic. I also know for a fact that the only way to truly hold a language is to constantly use it and expand upon it. You say it's excruciating to read and I will say your response is appalling to hear. I do not use a thesaurus so all these words are ones I know. I'm sorry you feel everyone is in need of a book to pull "elaborate" words from. As for purple text prose..... Ha, purple text disgust me... I would never stoop so low. Purple text is only for emotes never quotes. Are you really that long winded you must quote yourself... NPC don't even do that.