Originally Posted by CryBloodwing

I have one problem with Lalafell....sometimes in dungeons, they are literally right under my WHM skirt, so I have no idea they are even there and I am wondering where tf they went.

Like this?

I am offended by your stance as anti-PC. PC > Consoles!!!

On topic, that comic is an accurate representation of how pervy lalafells are.

Originally Posted by Qojon

Can you believe this?

I think there's such a height focus in Eorzea that I call it Heightism, a kind of moral obligation for people to be tall and I think we have to watch that too.



tfw no real greentexting on the lode...

1st of all NApoleon complex doesn't mean being short, it means having delusions of grandure to compensate.
2nd Napoleon was actually taller than the average man of his time, the being short part was british propaganda
3rd but most important, people don't hate Lala 'cause they're small, they hate them because most of the ones they meet have the "LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEE" complex

Originally Posted by CryBloodwing

I have one problem with Lalafell....sometimes in dungeons, they are literally right under my WHM skirt, so I have no idea they are even there and I am wondering where tf they went.

Couple lalas I know who like doing that call it "Fort Awesome".

Actually Keepers have more Mind and Intelligence than Plainsfolk Lalafells averaged out. So no : D

Sunseekers aren't smart though. Stats say so.

If the end of ARR taught me anything is to never trust a Lalafell. They're assholes.

Originally Posted by Fernosaur

If the end of ARR taught me anything is to never trust a Lalafell. They're assholes.

At least they have story relevance, unlike certain other race / gender combinations. :P

Miqo'te brains are the flash drive to Lala brain's floppy disk. They're smaller, but they hold so much more.

More proof Lalafells are food. I ran into a Lala this morning named Popoto Sack.

Some of the latest content is spot-on. Kudos to SquareEnix!