Can you believe this?
I think there's such a height focus in Eorzea that I call it Heightism, a kind of moral obligation for people to be tall and I think we have to watch that too.
tfw no real greentexting on the lode...![]()
1st of all NApoleon complex doesn't mean being short, it means having delusions of grandure to compensate.
2nd Napoleon was actually taller than the average man of his time, the being short part was british propaganda
3rd but most important, people don't hate Lala 'cause they're small, they hate them because most of the ones they meet have the "LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEE" complex

but lalafel tummy rubs are good luck.....
Kuro Moon
BLM-AST-DRK ////Omni Crafter//


>this is what animated Allagan industrial waste actually believes
also sure is /v/ in here



What was that? Can't hear you all the way down there.


Au Ra are the best. We have cool looking horns and lizard tails.
Offense taken. Nya, nya...
Your status as a snack item is confirmed. IRL we have Lays Potatoe Chips, in Eorzea we have Lala's Potatoe chips - although the taste is a bit different, and it's more like chewing jerky than crispy chips.
Nyahhh!
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p.s. no RL offense taken, but Kosmos is pretty ticked.



If Lalas are so smart, why can't they hold down jobs?
I'm always seeing potatoes getting sacked.
In all seriousness though, while making jokes about Lalas is fun, be careful not to roast them too hard, they are liable to have a chip on their shoulder and tend to be a little salty.
Last edited by TouchandFeel; 04-11-2017 at 05:39 AM.




Having to resort to a picture to explain your opinion rather than articulating it yourself?
I wonder...
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