Fun fact about Moogles

[Nakiamiie]

...tomorrow the Gigas attack wielding their decapitated lalafell fists...

Better stay hidden then! o.O;

[Anonymoose]

Better stay hidden then! o.O;

{/draws a shield and scepter, assumes the lalafell power stance, and lets out a squeaky,
but intimidating battle-squeal (like an angry squirrel, perhaps)}

LET THEM COME! Lalafells are the Spartans of Eorzea.

FUN FACT: Documented Historical Trash Talk

Philip II of Macedon: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army on your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."

Sparta:
"If." (As in, "That's the only relevant word in all your tough talk.")

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