What do you do in real life? (A Noncontroversial Time Waster)

[Naunet]

Middle school and high school teacher. 6th grade Earth Science and 10th-12th grade Environmental Science.

[LuckiGoLucki]

Just resigned from being a pet care specialist and dog groomer (not as fun as you'd think it is). Currently substitute teaching while I wait for my states education department to approve my application for a full time Teachers Assistant certification.

[ZioSerpe]

Foreign English teacher for Kindergarten and primary cram school in Taiwan.

[Ragnah]

I have 2 jobs. I'm a chocolate beer specialist in a local brewery and a pornography historian for our videoshop and museum.

[Elim]

I manage a rock/jewelry store. We have tiny tumbled stones to huge amethyst and citrine geodes. For jewelry we mostly carry sterling silver pendants and rings though we have a decent selection of necklaces and brooches....even though 90% of our brooches are brown and butter amber. xDDD

[SeriousxSarcasm]

Dude, everyone has these really cool sounding jobs, and then I'm just like "I work in the Food Court/Deli at Costco." :/

[MeoTwister5]

What... uh... what exactly does a pornography historian do?

[Eona]

I work for an internet marketing agency as a copywriter/content creator for local and international businesses while doing some support stuff on the side.

[Evumeimei]

I'm a plain old office worker. Fun stuff. :P I draw on the side when I'm not lazy... but I'm usually lazy.

[Vidrian]

I S.A.B. Waaaaay too much
(Study avoiding behaviour)
Also history major, bartender, work in multiple committees in a student association of 1300 members and got back into ff14 yesterday.