I'm sure their theory is that if TWO boxes spawn, each team has a chance to get one...right?

Except, that's not how it works. Whichever team has mid control at the time boxes spawn can EASILY secure both...which gives you a FULL LB.

You know what this means? You can break both boxes...melee LB...and then immediately pick the two buffs up and have LB again...right away...