I figure this is a joke thread but ... xD...

While our competitor offers complete modding tools we decided that the FFXIV community is different, and that's why we're releasing hardly fleshed out utilities you can purchase from us! Now every time you log in you can know you're always getting the SE experience! Make it look like an Apple Ad too, with the whole "we've removed the headphone port" jokes lol.

Just give us mods and let players take care of it :3.