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    Race Jokes

    Okay, so a buddy of mine as well as a few others got together and we started to make fun of each other and our races. Out of everything that you could say to a Miqo'te, cat jokes can only take you so far and short jokes are easier to come up with!

    So, tell me
    What kind of jokes or insults you got for the other races?
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    Miqo'te the Anime.
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    Lala the popoto.
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    Lala the popoto.
    See also: Tater-tot and Football with legs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kahnom View Post
    Lala the popoto.


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    I mean there are always elezen look how pretty we are
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    I mean there are always elezen look how pretty we are
    You should feel happy. Giraffes are beautiful animals.
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