Just had BOTW spoiled for me in a party finder group. I'm still in shock. I've avoided everything that had to do with that game to have a perfect, fresh experience. I've even avoided watching the trailers and covering up Switch footage of Zelda with my hand when it's been on.

I never thought the ending/story/whatever would be spoiled in this game. It's not funny. It's not freaking funny.

Stay away from this game completely for a week if you're buying Zelda. Put your items on the market board, get some crafting done, set your status to /busy, and just avoid the new patch for a few days. I'm so unbelievably mad right now.