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  1. #11
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    Rosalynd's Avatar
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    Elrica Edoras
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    Gilgamesh
    Main Class
    Dark Knight Lv 100
    I cant see them giving a proper weapon, but i can totally see a chicken katana or baseball bat being announced soon. Each job needs a joke weapon IMO

    Red mage: chicken knife
    Samurai: baseball bat
    Paladin: dustpan and brush
    Warrior: mop
    Dark knight: street sign
    Monk: foam fists
    Dragoon: chimney sweeper
    Ninja: knife and fork
    Bard: slingshot
    Machinist: super soaker
    Black mage: A tall lamp
    Summoner: cake recipe book
    White mage: what are those things in hospitals? the stands that hold up bags of fluid? those, complete with fluid bag
    Scholar: Iunno, pervy magazine featuring fairies?
    Astrologian: Ego-metre. Glows brighter whenever an AST should feel proud of their accomplishments (never glows at all)

    Why are you healers so problematic when it comes to creating weapons?
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    Last edited by Rosalynd; 02-23-2017 at 02:59 PM.

  2. #12
    Player
    Radacci's Avatar
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    Gridania
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    Character
    Austen Bloodspatter
    World
    Omega
    Main Class
    Lancer Lv 80
    Quote Originally Posted by Rosalynd View Post
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    eeewwww, no thnx, i hate joke weapons.
    it's already bad enough with yokai shit - we don't need more shit that shits all over what little immersion is left.
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  3. #13
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    Archvile78's Avatar
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    Character
    Xander Vermillion
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    Gilgamesh
    Main Class
    Astrologian Lv 70
    Quote Originally Posted by Rosalynd View Post
    Astrologian: Ego-metre. Glows brighter whenever an AST should feel proud of their accomplishments (never glows at all)
    How about a terrestrial globe. :P
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  4. #14
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    Neri's Avatar
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    Character
    Neridia Neririncia
    World
    Tonberry
    Main Class
    Dancer Lv 100
    I don't really count chicken knife as a joke weapon though. Judging by the aesthetic, it looks rather nice, and doesn't seem to have anything funny to it other than the name.
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  5. #15
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    Wilan's Avatar
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    Character
    Wilan Serulia
    World
    Ragnarok
    Main Class
    Gladiator Lv 90
    Quote Originally Posted by Rosalynd View Post
    Monk: foam fists
    Monks already have glowing relic teapots. I'd say they easily fit in such a list.
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  6. #16
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    Character
    Marcellus Cassius
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    Hyperion
    Main Class
    Warrior Lv 70
    RDM gets one cause they special, SAM- not so much!
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  7. #17
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    Lambdafish's Avatar
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    Character
    Khuja'to Binbotaj
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    Hyperion
    Main Class
    Paladin Lv 100
    Quote Originally Posted by Neri View Post
    I don't really count chicken knife as a joke weapon though. Judging by the aesthetic, it looks rather nice, and doesn't seem to have anything funny to it other than the name.
    Its no more a joke weapon than the moggle mog set, it's just the chocobo equivilent.
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  8. #18
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    Character
    Ven Black
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    Coeurl
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    Black Mage Lv 100
    If anything, you're getting a chicken weapon too. No cool lore driven weapons unless the other guy gets one.
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  9. #19
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    AmalonStar's Avatar
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    Character
    Amalon Starfire
    World
    Zodiark
    Main Class
    White Mage Lv 60
    A sam exclusive weapon could still come around somewhere in stormblood, the chicken knife we're getting because rdm had been announced before or at the same time they had presented the stormblood package and its bonus's. To have put something for sam into that package they would have had to basicly announce sam at the same time.
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  10. #20
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    Pomelo's Avatar
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    Character
    Pomelo Elmbrook
    World
    Odin
    Main Class
    Astrologian Lv 90
    Cant they add Excalipoor as a SAM weapon? It originated in FFV with Gilgamesh and to be fair I hope he returns.
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