Jokey Jokes

[Kanitezz]

So.......... anybody got any FFXIV jokes or memes they want to share? My favorite jokes are Dragoon jokes. Like this. "How do you drown a Dragoon? Put an aoe at the bottom of a lake!" Old one but still one of my favorites.

Yall got any?

[Kazrah]

"A Dragoon walks into a bar. Everyone else dodged it."

A group of Miqo'te is a litter, a group of Lalafell is a Falafel, and a group of Highlanders is an impossibility (because there can only be one).

I used to call tanks "tin cans" until whenever I would tank on my Lalafell and someone in one of my old FCs called me "the soup can".

A group of Paladins is a phalanx, a group of Black Mages is an apocalypse, a group of Warriors is a rampage, a group of Bards is a choir, and a group of White Mages is a seizure (yay holy spam).

Ages ago, I knew someone who kept calling someone "dumbo". It took me nearly a month to realize that they were using that term for a Roegadyn Ninja, which makes sense given how they appear to have all the grace you'd expect from a flying elephant.

And for the finale, there was one girl I knew who said "I love Lalafells, they're just like little people".....

[Critical-Limit]

Why didn't the DRG cross the road?



CUZ HE's DEAD.

[Faliandra]

Why did the summoner get kicked from the party?

Because he ruined everything.



Ba-dummmmm-tsssssss

[Critical-Limit]

Why did the summoner get kicked from the party?

Because he ruined everything.



Ba-dummmmm-tsssssss

This hurt me inside, in a good way. Thank you lol