Funny English Reporter (GM) on Wutai

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I removed a lot of emotes to shorten this thing down. It was a funny conversation with the GM, and I was stoked he/she recognized where I got my name.

GM is bold, "You" is The Dude. I did my best to include everyone who was talking with her, if you don't want your name on this... well... sorry.

Kipih Jakkya: I'm Kipih Jakkya, reporter for the Raven! Maybe you've heard of me?
You look at Kipih Jakkya in shock!
Kipih Jakkya bows courteously to you.
The Dude: You don't remember me?
The Dude: I gave you a good story to write about....
Kipih Jakkya sees you and blushes with embarrassment.
Kipih Jakkya: I'm just trying to get as much information as possible The Dude! You can abide that, right?
The Dude abides.
Kipih Jakkya motions joyfully to you.
Kipih Jakkya: So anything new happen since my last visit?
Owen Lacroix doesn't think he could work that Tunic like Kipih.
The Dude: I killed Ifrit again... prettttty easy
Mitty Tsuyoi: defeated the garleans in the area of camp emerald
Felheart Highwind: not at all, the world is pretty stable at the moment
Mitty Tsuyoi: west of em
Kipih Jakkya: Hmm, well with Ifrit and the Garleans about I don't know if "Stable" is the right word...
Kipih Jakkya: But it does feel like it's a bit of the quiet before the storm, doesn't it?
Owen Lacroix: It does indeed
Felheart Highwind: ifrit is a minor issue to be sure.
Kipih Jakkya: Where did you get those cute outfits Dizzy and Mitty?
Mitty Tsuyoi: from this good samaritan on the last holiday
Kipih Jakkya motions joyfully to Mitty Tsuyoi.
Mitty Tsuyoi: did my good will and made sure the poor ate
Owen Lacroix: change on the horizon, and many stay indoors, waiting for um... new adventures
Mitty Tsuyoi: and i got rewarded with this
Kipih Jakkya: I think they look adorable! ... I wonder if I can get a pair...
Felheart Highwind: word on the wind has it that the moogles are stiring
Dizzy Fang: say I'm pretty nao >:3
Mitty Tsuyoi consoles Kipih Jakkya.
Mitty Tsuyoi: would you like mine?
Kipih Jakkya: The Moogles are stiring? How so?
Mitty Tsuyoi: moogles!
Kipih Jakkya sees Mitty Tsuyoi and blushes with embarrassment.
Mizore Shirayuki: a Moogle touched me while I was sleeping
Kipih Jakkya: Naw, I couldn't take your hard earned reward!
Kipih Jakkya looks surprised!
Kipih Jakkya: Why would a Moogle do that Mizore?
Felheart Highwind: The words Dark Mog, leav the lips of many a folk these last few days
The Dude: We must do battle with that disgusting moogle!
Kipih Jakkya: "Dark Mog"? What's that?
Dizzy Fang: poor moogle
Owen Lacroix: My chocobos was stirring, but he'd just gotten into some bad Geyshl Greens.
Felheart Highwind: i figured you may know or have heard of such a creature. being a well traveled reporter and all.
Kipih Jakkya laughs at Owen Lacroix.
Mitty Tsuyoi: last time i seen a moogle was in black shroud
Mizore Shirayuki: Moogles like to explore stange new worlds.. to seek out new life... to go where no Moogle has gone before!
The Dude: Run away!
Dizzy Fang: I believe I had seen the same moogle
Mizore Shirayuki: and that's why it touched me
Owen Lacroix: sounds familiar...
Mitty Tsuyoi: unless your talking about my linkshell name
Owen Lacroix gazes upon Kipih Jakkya in deep reflection.
Kipih Jakkya: Hmm, well I'm fairly well traveled, but I don't traverse the realm nearly as often as you adventurers! I'd hate to think this Dark Mog was dangerous though... I love Moogles!
Kipih Jakkya: They're so cute... I can't help myself!
The Dude: I love to eat them
Kipih Jakkya looks at you in surprise.
Owen Lacroix: Dark Mog (name subject to change)?
The Dude: Please look forward to it.
Mitty Tsuyoi bursts out laughing at Owen Lacroix.
Kipih Jakkya: Hmm? Dark Mog is what Felheart was talking about. I've never heard of it!
Felheart Highwind: well, from what i hear they can tend to be a little rebelious and unintentionaly destructive at times
Kipih Jakkya: Hmmm....
The Dude: Wait a minute... you are the reporter... so report!
Mitty Tsuyoi bursts out laughing at you.
Kipih Jakkya: Hey! I have to save something for the articles!
Owen Lacroix: Aye, what news? Or you save that for the page?
Mizore Shirayuki: better lock your doors too Kipih... unless you wanna get touched too
Kipih Jakkya panics!
Felheart Highwind: maybe the Garleans have upset the little creatures during their advances upon us
Mizore Shirayuki: think we have a serial toucher on the loose
Mitty Tsuyoi: we do actually
Mitty Tsuyoi: that darn moogle >.>
Kipih Jakkya: Really?
The Dude: hide yo lalafels, hide yo miqotes, moogle be touchin errybody
Owen Lacroix: that's Ul'dah for you
Mitty Tsuyoi nods to you.
Dizzy Fang: but the moogles are so fluffy looking, why wouldn't you want to touch them?
Owen Lacroix: would never happen in Gridania
Kipih Jakkya: I suppose there would be no need for that Moogle to confess. ... We'll find him.
Dizzy Fang: I bet they feel like a cloud if you were to sleep on them like a pillow
Kipih Jakkya: Has anyone seen the Moogle in question? Or is he too sneaky to get caught?
Mitty Tsuyoi: do you have any clues for me?
Kipih Jakkya: I figure someone must have seen him... since we know it's a moogle and not...say... a Lalafell.
Lauro Soto: Moogles live in Gridania
Mitty Tsuyoi: i could lend you my service
Mitty Tsuyoi: to find it
Lauro Soto: Mostly in Flower Beds
Kipih Jakkya nods to Lauro Soto.
Owen Lacroix: there is a Moogle, in Ul'dah?
Lauro Soto: Really?
Dizzy Fang: I could imagine a Lalafell committing such an act rather then those cute fuzzy moogles
Mizore Shirayuki: think he stays hidden in the Sultana's chambers
Mizore Shirayuki: where we dare not venture
The Dude: I mostly see them during holidays
Lauro Soto: kik
Kipih Jakkya: That's what Mizore claims.
Kipih Jakkya: I haven't seen any evidence of any Moogles as of yet, but it does merit further invesitgation.
The Dude: Hey Kipih, What's your highest battle class?
Lauro Soto: Rank 1 Archer
Dizzy Fang: I truly wish you much luck from the twelve in your indeavors
The Dude: Change to marauder and help us kill the moogle
Amy Neudaiz: Reporters do not do battle
Kipih Jakkya: I'm an Impossible to Gauge Reporter!
Kipih Jakkya: I don't do much battle.
Dizzy Fang: I hope you catch the culprit
Mitty Tsuyoi bursts out laughing at Kipih Jakkya.
The Dude: Touche
Lauro Soto: Ohh yeea they are Reporters
Kipih Jakkya blushes with embarrassment.
Mizore Shirayuki: have you heard of any treants or tonberries?
Lauro Soto: I just notice Kipih is Female -_-...
The Dude: easy now Lauro
Mitty Tsuyoi looks at Lauro Soto in surprise.
Dizzy Fang bursts out laughing at Lauro Soto.
Lauro Soto: Hehe
Kipih Jakkya: Well, I suppose the best bet then would to be to head back to Gridania and look into this "Dark Mog" and maybe investigate Mizore's strange Moogle intruder as well.
Kipih Jakkya: Am I right?
The Dude: K, invite me and I'll port us
Amy Neudaiz: Let's go!
Kipih Jakkya: That's okay! I've got it covered.
Mizore Shirayuki: be sure to wear your Lv50 Chastity Belt!
Kipih Jakkya gives a thumbs up!
Mizore Shirayuki: 's the only way to protect yourself
Kipih Jakkya: Thank you all very much for the help everyone!
Kipih Jakkya: May the twelve watch over you! Safe travels!
Kipih Jakkya bids farewell.