2nd Stormblood job far fetched theories here!

[Beckett]

Spider-Man is well known for his constant updates and changes.


This is a clear sign that we won't be getting two or three new jobs in Stormblood... we're getting 10!
Every existing Class will get a new offshoot Job:

Maruader > Beast Master
Gladiator > Blue Mage
Pugilist > Dancer
Lancer > Wyvern Trainer
Archer > Ranger
Conjurer > Oracle
Thaumaturge > Necromancer
Arcanist > Red Mage
Rogue > Samurai

[Neophyte]

I hate to say it (because I want samurai as much as anyone) but I have a hard time understanding how samurai would fit into ala migo lore? Doman, definitely.

Trying to think of things in and around ala migo (from what little we know of it), I could see:
- Blue mage
- Beastmaster
- Assassin
- Ranger
- Elementalist
- Dancer

You have to consider that the new jobs will be available at 50, and if I remember correctly also most likely in old ARR areas.
Despite PLD and WHM the jobs from ARR are more or less 'foreign' anyway.

So there don't need to be a connection to Ala Mihgo.

[ZioSerpe]

Spider-Man is well known for his constant updates and changes.


This is a clear sign that we won't be getting two or three new jobs in Stormblood... we're getting 10!
Every existing Class will get a new offshoot Job:

Maruader > Beast Master
Gladiator > Blue Mage
Pugilist > Dancer
Lancer > Wyvern Trainer
Archer > Ranger
Conjurer > Oracle
Thaumaturge > Necromancer
Arcanist > Red Mage
Rogue > Samurai

god that'd be cool xD
just a thing, can we get Berserker from MRD instead of beastmaster?

[RubenSnizzle]

Stormblood is red and blue.

Storm is blue = Blue mage.

Blood is red = Red mage.

But blood is also blue when not in contact with oxygen = Blue mage

[Kiyashi]

[Pison]

But blood is also blue when not in contact with oxygen = Blue mage

A common misconception due to how the colour of the veins look through the skin; it is actually always red.

[Kikoten]

My Theory:

The new job is going to be "Jester," because Spiderman is hilarious. The Jester will use "trick" moves to fool the enemy into thinking they're dying or dead, confusing them to the point that they actually die.

Because Spiderman doesn't kill people.

My Theory, #2:

The new job is going to be "Geomancer," because Spiderman was bitten by a spider, and spiders are creatures of the earth. Geomancers are also creatures of the earth. Much like spiders, Geomancers can fling dirt, boulders, ring bells the size of a buffalo's balls, and heal you. Because Geomancers are NOT frightening in any way, shape, or form. And all that stuff you might hear or think about Conjurers technically being Geomancers? That's a lie, you didn't hear that. Shhhh...

My Theory, #3:

The new job is going to be a "Samurai," because Spiderman is a Samurai. With fast, spider-like reflexes, he can swing a katana to and fro as easily as a man butters his toast. Like the Samurai, Spiderman drinks the blood of his enemies and feasts as they're impaled before his dining table. Just doing whatever a spider can.

My Theory #4:

The new job is going to be "Dancer," because Yda is Spiderman, and Spiderman is a Dancer. In fact, in that one movie, he performed the Black Waltz No. 3, a dance which effectively burns the eyes out of the sockets of anyone who may witness it. Just another day at work for Spideryda.

My Theory #5:

The new job is going to be "Beastmaster," because Spiderman commands legions and legions of squirrels to do his bidding. Once, he even vexed Dr. Doom to the point of... well, to the point of saying he's vexed. Like the squirrel, Spiderman can run, he can fly, he can dance, and he can puppeteer his creations by the strings of his fingers. Spiderman, the Puppetmaster!

My Theory #6:

The new job is going to be "Kikoten Zakoten," because Spiderman is Kikoten Zakoten, and everyone wants to be an effeminate Lalafell that makes every Lala-lover question their gender preference. As before, Spiderman performed the Black Waltz No. 3, a dance that evokes endless waves of passion in the hearts of his viewers. I mean her viewers. I mean--d'oh, you know what I mean.

[Dravion]

I honestly think it's going to be Blue Mage, but for an "out there" theory I have this.

When Peter Parker became Spider-Man he used his chemistry set to make his own webbing. Therefore, the new job will be Chemist. It will be a healer, and heal party members by throwing potions at them with extreme prejudice.

[Stormfur]

Spider-Man is well known for his constant updates and changes.

This is a clear sign that we won't be getting two or three new jobs in Stormblood... we're getting 10!
Every existing Class will get a new offshoot Job:

Maruader > Beast Master
Gladiator > Blue Mage
Pugilist > Dancer
Lancer > Wyvern Trainer
Archer > Ranger
Conjurer > Oracle
Thaumaturge > Necromancer
Arcanist > Red Mage
Rogue > Samurai

I would pre-pay my subscription for a year right now if that was true. Those all sound amazing.

[Sciwolf]

Spider man was created by Stan Lee.

Stan Lee's parents fled Nazi Germany.

Hitler confirmed.