Hey, I burnt down my house. Can you make me a new one?
No, it wasn't an accident. I was just really upset so I burnt it down.
You'll rebuild it for me? Oh thank you thank you thank you!

Heeeeeeey buddy... so I kind of burnt down my house again. Boy, I was really upset this time!
What do you mean you won't rebuild it for me? This is bullshit!