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    Player Vaeria's Avatar
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    Devil Panzerfaust
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    Excalibur
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    Archer Lv 80
    As a proud member of the Roe species, I was particularly angered and outraged at the facts which the OP has brought to light. No, not at all because I sympathize with the current lala plight, but because too many of you scruffy miqos and pointy eared Elezens etc....have been grossly interefering with the symbiotic relationship between Roes and lalas to such a degree that its upsetting the natural order of things.

    Since time immemorial, my ancestors the Galka have maintained a strict and well balanced relationship with the Tarutaru ancestors of the lala. They, unconditionally, give us full use of their tiny plump bodies for both nurishment and building material of sorts, and in return we give them...uh...candy? And this has worked well for both our species for centuries. For example, did you know:

    Chubby rosey lala cheeks (the facial ones) smothered in lush creamy Rollenbery sauce is a staple Galkan culinary delicacy while the other set of chubby lala cheeks are used to make football skins that are strong yet soft and gentle to the toes of the kicker? Or that the National Vanadielian Punter's League itself, run by, you guessed it, Roes, makes it possible so that every lala alive may have a useful purpose in society at virtually anytime of day, such as when stress needs to be released?

    So yes, having spent literally centuries cultivating and developing this delicate balance of understanding and kinship with our little friends...to see this utter lack of waste and misuse of them by the rest of you damn humes/Hyurs and Aura's w/e.....its intolerable. In short...we Roes say as politely as possible to the resta you...

    keep your grubby hands offa our lala snacks.
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    Last edited by Vaeria; 01-06-2017 at 07:33 PM.

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    Esp's Avatar
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    Espikes Darkwind
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    Behemoth
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    Dark Knight Lv 100
    Quote Originally Posted by Vaeria View Post
    scruffy miqos
    S...s...scruffy?! Why I never..

    *Quickly runs to a mirror and fixes self* ;_;
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    NessaWyvern's Avatar
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    Nessa Goddessly
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    Ravana
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    Conjurer Lv 96
    I saw one lalafell retainer locked in a cage outside a house.
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    SokiYagami's Avatar
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    Soki Yagami
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    Tonberry
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    Samurai Lv 70
    Quote Originally Posted by NessaWyvern View Post
    I saw one lalafell retainer locked in a cage outside a house.
    Pretty sure it's not the same house seeing how we are on different servers, but I did gave a friend the idea of locking lalafell retainers in the firefly cage before.
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    Enur's Avatar
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    Ruruneji Seseneji
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    Odin
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    Pugilist Lv 70
    I turned Dunesfolk recently and out of a sudden, my FC mates who i had known for quite a while started petting me and feeding me. How do i cope with such attention?
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    Saccharin's Avatar
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    Blue Kitty
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    Moogle
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    Conjurer Lv 84
    Quote Originally Posted by Enur View Post
    I turned Dunesfolk recently and out of a sudden, my FC mates who i had known for quite a while started petting me and feeding me. How do i cope with such attention?
    You never have to pay for food again. It's when they are eating you you need to worry.
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    Player Qojon's Avatar
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    Qojon Dejon
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    Exodus
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    Thaumaturge Lv 70
    Quote Originally Posted by Enur View Post
    I turned Dunesfolk recently and out of a sudden, my FC mates who i had known for quite a while started petting me and feeding me. How do i cope with such attention?
    Non-committal platitudes. The other races are always looking for favors.

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    cheolsu's Avatar
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    Nabi Yang
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    Sargatanas
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    Paladin Lv 90
    didn't your people enslave everybody
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    Rahn'a Lihzeh
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    Balmung
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    Archer Lv 70
    I mean, i guess there's a reason that most large beasts in Eorzea consider Lalafels to be their favored food source... Is your kind delicious?
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    Cait Zilla
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    Moogle
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    White Mage Lv 70
    When I notice a lalafell wandering in the cold wind of Coerthas Highlands, I always invite him inside to warm him up..... extremely.
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