When inspecting another player...

[Niraves]

I just creep up behind them and start breathing heavily.

[Derio]

I walk up to them and compliment their outfit. Because who doesn't like a compliment

[Ragology]

I walk up to them and compliment their outfit. Because who doesn't like a compliment

The "feminists" that make real feminists look bad.

[Vele]

I only inspect people in dungeons to see what gear they have and I do that while the tank is pulling trash. And make sure the person I'm inspecting is right ahead of me so my character won't turn their head. And then I deselect them right away.

If I'm the one tanking (which is rare, thankfully) then I'll avoid inspecting anyone at all cause the healer will know I'm checking people out.

Though out of dungeons I've actually stopped to stare at pretty kitties and took pics of them. And if they move before I can get a good shot I actually chase them and yell "Wait! Let me screenie you!!" surreptitiously saves screenshot posted on the first page...

[Yudzster]

i dress up with swine body and fat chocobo head and started sniffing

[Naunet]

Why are people nervous about inspecting other people? xD

[KinnisonArc]

I normally click on them and open their equipment window then swiftly click another NPC and pretends I am interacting with them, whether it is a shop/leve NPC or those with normal conversation, anyone will do.

If they notice you noticing them, just smile and wave then run off with your mount.
Or if you're into RP or something, put up that "/em shrieks a 'kyaaa~' because <t> noticed him/her." macro.

[Evergrey]

well..

heres me trying to not to look like i have noticed the other catman noticing me...

Looks to me like he's more into redheads.

[Sunako]

I am using sometimes my mouseover focustarget macro and inspect target from my focus target.

[Heliantheae]

MFW trying on other player's clothes.