Dear SE, to kill some time...

[Matsume]

Even better: /sh.

It's been three hours
You been shouting for cutters
Lookin' for AF
But you're only three-of-eight
everyone seems DEAF

It's 12am now
Pacific standard time
give up your shouts
and come bust a RHYME

Oh Man...that rap of yours should be a crime
I wouldn't even pay you half a dime
If only i had a little more time
I could come up with a much better rhyme...

[lord_Niax]

A better rhyme would be a crime
for all you see its not the right time
but if you could rhyme you might as well cast some trine
and if you should succeed here have a One Hundred Byne Bill
but I know you aint got the will

[Alerith]

Yo dawg, keep the rapin' to Triple Triad,
Even Jarjar says it's Bombad,
Don't gimme that look bro, you know that u mad,
You ain't had as many cards as I had!

[Matsume]

A better rhyme would be a crime
for all you see its not the right time
but if you could rhyme you might as well cast some trine
and if you should succeed here have a One Hundred Byne Bill
but I know you aint got the will

your ryhme is easily far from divine
im amazed you worked in the word trine
because its about planetary lines
even more so a One Hundred Bill Byne
actually it's still blowing my mind
but your lines of text could still be refined

[Matsume]

Yo dawg, keep the rapin' to Triple Triad,
Even Jarjar says it's Bombad,
Don't gimme that look bro, you know that u mad,
You ain't had as many cards as I had!

YO DAWG HERD U LIKE SPITTIN RYHMES
BOUT TRIPLE TRIAD N CARDS SO FINE
U KNOW I AINT MAD BRO JUST TRYIN'
TO BUM DIS THREAD INTO LINE

[Taika]

Yes, but it has to come with the original theme!

[Alerith]

Yes, but it has to come with the original theme!

I'm imagining this while sitting in Ul'dah, waiting on some party members. Epicness.

[lord_Niax]

This is now a rap battle thread.

[Matsume]

This is now a rap battle thread.

Be careful where you tread...

[Molly_Millions]

Be careful where you tread...

...or you might wake up dead.
word to ya moms,
I came to drop bombs.