/Welcome to Lil' Ishgard! We have one merchant Stall, The duckling is unfortunately not for sale as it is too ugly. All sales are final. What may we help you with today? (East)

The novel you have sold me insists on fleeing right when I approach the good part! I must speak with the Manager! (North)

That's Him! o'er there, gouging market prices as we speak! ATTACK!!(west)

Having served frosty revenge upon the cloudbreather, we can dance happily and enjoy filling our library with affordable tomes!(south)

Hans Douken, Cactuar Server, Noble Barding