Me: Can I get a double cheeseburger?
Order Taker: Sure. Would you like that small, medium, or large?
Me: Small, medium, or large what?
Order Taker: Value meal.
Me: ...
Order Taker: ...
Me: Did I ask for a value meal?
Order Taker: But you save blah blah blah...
Me: Did I ask for a value meal?
Order Taker: ...
Me: Then no, I'll have a double cheeseburger.

...actual conversation I once had years ago at a drive-thru.