Wow did it one time. SE have money to do it too. And please do it!
Wow did it one time. SE have money to do it too. And please do it!

The aesthetician when we *eventually get sliders:
*This word is used loosely. There is a little hope sprinkled in it as well, lol.



I guess this is what happens when you bring threads back to life?





man butts don't have to be about anything sexual.
These are adventurers, their butts shouldn't be as atrophied as they are >.>
~sigh~
Have you seen a human butt in your life? Ever? Most of the responses to this thread lead me to believe the answer to that question would be a lot of "no."





I have, in fact, seen a human butt. And I acknowledge that there is a wide variety in body shapes,
but I've never seen one that does this
Mind you this is coming from a very thin person, with very little muscle mass / body fat, and even though it's no damn shelf (and I hope you don't think I am asking for shelf butts), there is still a distinct separation between thigh and glute.
And tell me, should someone like Godbert, someone who, I'm convinced, has to do squats to be able to breathe, should he have anything that could be described as a hank hill butt?
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Classic for reference lol.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1DGmQUCTNA and problem ^^^ lol
Last edited by Jadub2k; 02-09-2017 at 06:15 PM.



I have a theory that reproduction in eorzea doesn't work exactly as it does for us humans.
For one, males don't have any nipples. Who's to say what they do and don't have, or how differently it might work from how it does to us regular old humans?
It's easy to assume physically they work and function as we would but... the truth is we don't know!
(I don't really believe they don't have male reproductive organs, though I'd eat my glasses if the devs had the balls (ahah, pun) to pull off something like that)


We do know for lalafells. Their parents take popoto seeds and put them in a demonic circle while sacrificing chocobo and do a satanic ritual, then Zodiark offer them a newborn lalafell.
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