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  1. 11-05-2016 02:54 AM #11
    Khanscott
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cinno View Post
    The choices are endless......
    SCH have it good, their Eso book has the optional nitrous oxide turbo package pre-installed for them.
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  2. 11-05-2016 02:58 AM #12
    Kosmos992k
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    Quote Originally Posted by Khanscott View Post
    SCH have it good, their Eso book has the optional nitrous oxide turbo package pre-installed for them.
    Doesn't the old Ironworks Scholar book have twin tablets (or PDAs) deploying when you open it? I like that one myself.
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  3. 11-05-2016 04:16 AM #13
    Cherie
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    Quote Originally Posted by Khanscott View Post
    SCH have it good, their Eso book has the optional nitrous oxide turbo package pre-installed for them.
    I find how the new relic upgrade is called "sharpened" makes scholar/summoner books seem even more hilarious. Those sharpened books are going to give enemies the WORST papercuts!
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  4. 11-05-2016 04:26 AM #14
    Kosmos992k
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cherie View Post
    I find how the new relic upgrade is called "sharpened" makes scholar/summoner books seem even more hilarious. Those sharpened books are going to give enemies the WORST papercuts!
    The sharper precision of the math and crispness of the characters in the books result in a 1.5% increase in killing efficiency. My calculations show that future upgrades will further sharpen our books until we are able to cause an AoE papercut of epic proportions.
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  5. 11-05-2016 04:32 AM #15
    Magic-Mal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kosmos992k View Post
    The sharper precision of the math and crispness of the characters in the books result in a 1.5% increase in killing efficiency. My calculations show that future upgrades will further sharpen our books until we are able to cause an AoE papercut of epic proportions.
    I think sharpened is just referring to a sharpened reading difficulty curve!
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  6. 11-05-2016 04:40 AM #16
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    like this?

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  7. 11-05-2016 04:45 AM #17
    MilesSaintboroguh
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    And AST cards are not sharp?
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  8. 11-05-2016 05:05 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by MilesSaintboroguh View Post
    And AST cards are not sharp?
    ASTs get a sharpened Star Globe instead.

    A... sharpened globe.

    GLOBE.

    /facepalm
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  9. 11-05-2016 05:07 AM #19
    MilesSaintboroguh
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    Quote Originally Posted by LineageRazor View Post
    ASTs get a sharpened Star Globe instead.

    A... sharpened globe.

    GLOBE.

    /facepalm
    HEY! That can poke an eye out.
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  10. 11-05-2016 06:06 AM #20
    greenguy
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    Quote Originally Posted by LineageRazor View Post
    ASTs get a sharpened Star Globe instead.

    A... sharpened globe.

    GLOBE.

    /facepalm
    And they don't even attack with the globe, the literally use their cards to give paper cuts. (which I find hilarious)
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