Dear SE,

I couldn't play legacy because my computer wasn't good enough. I don't have a legacy chocobo in my collection. Please add a way for non-legacy players to get the legacy chocobo. It is not fair that a very specific group of players got this mount, and I would really like my chance to get it. Please add all the event items to the cash shop too! This would make collecting so much more fun, I can just take out my mom's credit card and be at 100% =^,^=. Please don't make me learn how to play the game or do any hard work to get any of these very nice mounts and minions!

Yours truly,
A concerned Millennial