There Is No Dancer (yet)

[Dorander]

ITT: If it walks like a monk, talks like a monk, does tai-chi-esque martial arts movements like a monk, punches like a monk, kicks like a monk, chakras like a monk but wears a pretty dress, then it must be a friggin' Dancer

I wish I could like this more than once. You sir/madam win an internet cookie today.