Thread: What are some of the most funny or bizarre roleplays you've seen done in FFXIV?

Mostly on Balmung in Uldah it's just that "Hmph, aye lass. Will ye be wanting to engage in conversation that will eventually lead to hardcore flirting publicly" or the whole -Nuzzles you- e3e

Had a guy sell himself a lapdance. Like he sold it to himself. THere was another one but this was in AV, we go in and things are good until the first boss. - I know short right?- Well anyway he bluntly goes " I'm roleplaying" and DIES right there. I almost died laughing my ass off. Cause I asked him " what're you doing RPing in the dungeon." His reply? " I'm RPing I'm a bad healer and don't know what I'm doing" I lost it and loled the whole dungeon. Pure fantastic. LOL Hell that is STILL funny to this day.

I dead ass saw a dude that was acting like one of those "supreme gentleman intellects" in Quicksand. "I usually don't find conversing with rabble in here interesting, so I usually just read from my book."

I am just like "Who goes to a bar just to read a book?"

The female players next to him were offended and saying "That's rather rude!"

Originally Posted by Mugiawara

-Comes in automatcally thinking it's someone from Balmung because Roleplay-
-Looks at him-
-Looks at the fact he's from Balmung-
-Knew it-
-Looks back at him and blinks-

Balmung is the Nar Shaddaa of FFXIV.

Full of slave dancers, people who look like Hutts and loads of controversy.

The real gems are the ones you never get to see. The batshit insane plots cooked up within FCs.

I know of an FC that did a werewolf plot in Ishgard.

Werewolves.

Seeing those weeaboos use Japanese words incorrectly and using them in English sentences got me triggered.