What are some of the most funny or bizarre roleplays you've seen done in FFXIV?

[DamianWayne]

-Comes in automatcally thinking it's someone from Balmung because Roleplay-
-Looks at him-
-Looks at the fact he's from Balmung-
-Knew it-
-Looks back at him and blinks-

Balmung is the Nar Shaddaa of FFXIV.

Full of slave dancers, people who look like Hutts and loads of controversy.

[Aylis]

Balmung is the Nar Shaddaa of FFXIV.

Full of slave dancers, people who look like Hutts and loads of controversy.

I've always said The Quicksands is the new Goldshire lol, most of the rp'rers I know as well as my FC avoid that place like the plague. The last bit of RP I remember from there was this girl who was RP'ing that a voidkin impregnated her and her baby in the womb was giving her all these super voidkin powers and she was looking for a husband to help raise it.

Lets um, just say I finished my quest turn in, internally screamed a lot, facepalmed and ported out quickly when I saw that rp >_>