What are some of the most funny or bizarre roleplays you've seen done in FFXIV?

[DamianWayne]

Mostly on Balmung in Uldah it's just that "Hmph, aye lass. Will ye be wanting to engage in conversation that will eventually lead to hardcore flirting publicly" or the whole -Nuzzles you- e3e

[Cyreil]

-pins you against the wall and gives you a wedgie, then runs off with your lunch money-

[cammi]

Had a guy sell himself a lapdance. Like he sold it to himself. THere was another one but this was in AV, we go in and things are good until the first boss. - I know short right?- Well anyway he bluntly goes " I'm roleplaying" and DIES right there. I almost died laughing my ass off. Cause I asked him " what're you doing RPing in the dungeon." His reply? " I'm RPing I'm a bad healer and don't know what I'm doing" I lost it and loled the whole dungeon. Pure fantastic. LOL Hell that is STILL funny to this day.

[DamianWayne]

I dead ass saw a dude that was acting like one of those "supreme gentleman intellects" in Quicksand. "I usually don't find conversing with rabble in here interesting, so I usually just read from my book."

I am just like "Who goes to a bar just to read a book?"

The female players next to him were offended and saying "That's rather rude!"

[Mugiawara]

-Comes in automatcally thinking it's someone from Balmung because Roleplay-
-Looks at him-
-Looks at the fact he's from Balmung-
-Knew it-
-Looks back at him and blinks-

[DamianWayne]

-Comes in automatcally thinking it's someone from Balmung because Roleplay-
-Looks at him-
-Looks at the fact he's from Balmung-
-Knew it-
-Looks back at him and blinks-

Balmung is the Nar Shaddaa of FFXIV.

Full of slave dancers, people who look like Hutts and loads of controversy.

[Aylis]

Balmung is the Nar Shaddaa of FFXIV.

Full of slave dancers, people who look like Hutts and loads of controversy.

I've always said The Quicksands is the new Goldshire lol, most of the rp'rers I know as well as my FC avoid that place like the plague. The last bit of RP I remember from there was this girl who was RP'ing that a voidkin impregnated her and her baby in the womb was giving her all these super voidkin powers and she was looking for a husband to help raise it.

Lets um, just say I finished my quest turn in, internally screamed a lot, facepalmed and ported out quickly when I saw that rp >_>

[SessionZero]

The real gems are the ones you never get to see. The batshit insane plots cooked up within FCs.

I know of an FC that did a werewolf plot in Ishgard.

Werewolves.

[DamianWayne]

Seeing those weeaboos use Japanese words incorrectly and using them in English sentences got me triggered.

[Aylis]

The real gems are the ones you never get to see. The batshit insane plots cooked up within FCs.

I know of an FC that did a werewolf plot in Ishgard.

Werewolves.

MEMORIES!!!!! My group did a werewolf plot in 1.0 since werewolves were loosely tied in the games lore at the time. I don't remember the leve quests name or if it was a normal one or one of the faction leves, just that it was a La Noscean leve, but werewolves were there! The plot was a lot of fun and I'm still sad we could never finish it.