Hi again. I'm gonna be talking about the latest releases of content FFXIV brought and give my criticisms, useless as they are, but doing it anyway. Mostly its for the discussions and I like talking about them so others could share the experiences, as well as venting similar annoyances. Anyways lets get started...oh right, onelast thing. We all know about the Yoshi P interview that Yoshi really has no intentions of changing the straightline/amusment park rollercoaster rides style of gameplay, so there's not much reason for me to discuss some matters, so you wont be seeing me go
anymore. Sorry
SPOILERS, BE WARNED!!!
Story Stuff
Main Story
Obviously good, but there was something a little mixed in there. I know were playing an RPG in which we as players feel obligated to make decisions, but when the decisions don't mean jack shit don't give us options when it does nothing to change the course of gameplay or story. What it does is just give us a reason to look at our Journals and select different answers to see what others say. Also F*** you Alphinaud making my answer seem like shit.
Me: And the road moves on.
Alphinaud: So it does my friend.
Me: Snarky piece of crap. >:/
There's tons more but I'll add some time later. anyways its mostly a 9/10
Hildabrand Sidestory
Funny and fun as always. I'm so glad they kept his mom for these as she's just tons of fun to listen to (well read but yeah). Vivi is kinda adorable still, but.....idk, just tired of em at this point. It isn't Vivi from FF9, its a mammet with powers, but thats just me. The story was fun as always though, and I didn't have to move too much, that's progress X). One thing in particular bugged me, not sure if anyoe else felt the same but, that scene with the old man when we were commanded to strip him naked and beat em senseless...yeaaahhhhh. I'd prefer if my character didn't have inner monologue for that. As much as I complain about my character being a plank of wood, I wouldn't like my character saying, goodnight sweet prince as she walks away from the possibly dead old man after leaving him defenseless against morbols in the area. Thats the only thing though, other than that, pretty darn fun XD. 9/10
Scholasticate
Still interesting. I have alot of fun with these investigative mystery types but its still limited to what the player can do outside of the stories boundries. I wont be giving advice on quest structure because "Yoshi P", but its still a bit underwhelming. Nice story though. 8/10
Alexander
HA! Forward and back, and then forward and back, and then go forward and back, then put one foot forward! This is your theme song as of now Yoshi with you and your Exponential Entropy, but anyways joking bs aside, these fights were pretty fun. I thought the 1st one was kinda bleh but they were interesting to say the least, and not much bs either (that being surprise mechanics you never know until you die from them making it trial and error by default). Alright, this has to be said though. Action Sequences, OMFG do more of em, please god yes. That was generally the biggest eyebrow raiser for this entire patch and for good reason. It looks cool, its responsive to impulse, its basically a mini-game within a boss fight. MOAR PLEASE! I can only imagine what else they'd add like our character having to hack a terminal playing a minigame like whack-a-gobbie or something or having our character do a series of FF7 jumps to platforms timing them right to ascend. So yeah, more of that please X). 8/10
Sophia
Probably the only boss I noticed that talks alot and I'm able to understand most of what she's saying. Since I was lagging for a while because Comcast blows and FFXIV still hasn't talked to them, I was unable to do Extreme mode. Anyways, talking about normal mode, this fight was pretty fun. Its rather short, like Shiva's fight but......ok, not to sound like some feminist or anything (I'm a guy) Shiva's and Sophia's fights are pretty darn short, on the normals anyway. Not sure why I feel that way and it could just be me but Idk, what do you guys think? So yeah, fun fights, also tiny bits of math in the fight (counting weights), I welcome it. Instead of just using numbers for RNG you can do so for simple problem solving, your learning devs! Lol, but seriously nice job.9/10
PVP
Duels
WHM vs DRK = You'll be fighting till another Dalamud drops the bomb on us, except it'd be Soken's hand in a thumbs up position with Yoshi P inside or something.....idk, the mode's unbalanced. To be honest we all know the mode was going to be unbalanced, but I'm yet to hear or see any discussions on fixing some of these un-balances on the forums. If your gonna make us believe your keeping an eye on PvP other than throwing things at us your gonna have to participate Square, and no, I don't mean having your workers play the damn game, I'm sure they do that anyway. Talk to the PvPers, answer some requests, take more notes. Another thing I like to add is please allow us to duel in other places as well. If its just between 2 people I really cant see a reason to not allow it. Your literally dividing the community just for a simple 1 on 1 mechanic. Not to mention great it could be for RP purposes. PvP Gear is practically useless with the new gear now. If its all ilvls and materia bonuses don't do crap still......oh wait, this is that straightline bs I was talking about right? my bad XP
Also, Bards and corner shooting, yeah, its broken.
......no other PvP announcements....sigh 6/10, at least they listened to our request but, yeah.
Filler Content Calling it this now for how redundant its getting
Wondrous Tails
Lol jking. Aside from the creeepy cute Miqote this mode is....a piece of crap. Your making us run random dungeons and content to fill out a book for some girl's friend for items, in which the 3rd item is the most wanted thing because the other items are crap yet somewhat impossible to get due to rng?
All I'm going to say about this is, "Rowena, die in a Fire IV". >:/ Pedo Roegydan out of 10
Squadrons
Read my signature, I was not disappointed. Oh, and I've yet to see an item for my use other than the Squads. Goodjob -_- Airships/10
Dungeons
Gubal Library
Loved it as much as the other one, and no thats not taking a hit at the shocking similarities because IT FUCKING IS SIMILAR, but the overall design of the dungeon is still eye catching. Books are scattered around the library sharing funny stories, some referring to other things like why Cure II is no longer Cura (Classics over convenience I say -_- ) and funny stories about some Dragon Born kid which was an interesting read......Heavensward is such a Skyrim wannabe if that's what they're implying XD. The boss fights are ok. Gonna say this now though. I believe it was the 2nd boss, which is the Fire copy of that one Alexander boss....why.... Are you that lazy or maybe your trying to ease players into that content? Idk, but it was stupid. The original fight wasn't too hard to begin with anyway, so I really don't see the point other than more convenience. Other than that, it was a ride I enjoyed.....woops did I say that out loud ;D 8/10
Xephatol
Gonna be honest, I thought this dungeon was a bit boring. If it wasn't for that ONE part I'd say its pretty dull. There's some nice visuals like the waterfall rapids and looking above the clouds when your so high up (apparently). They put a gondola kinda thing for the WOL to traverse on but it looks flat out goofy seeing us ride it like statues. We're already planks of wood, we don't need to be reminded lol. So yeah, that ONE part......Piglets for everyoneeeeee!! X) Actually I'm sure its just there to show us what we could possibly get by running that boring place hundreds of times. While is good for showing players what they can have, Lol yeah no thanks. Not that bad though. I give it a 7/10
Overall evaluation is a 7.5
I had fun with the story stuff which took me about 3 days this time. A quick note: I just recently discovered they actually had a scholasticate quest and I completed it today, though I completed the other content way before in 2 days.
Filler content is less than abysmal, though I guessed as much after the Deep Dungeon incidents, which I'm surprised they didn't just build on the subtle success of Deep Dungeon instead of the Garrisons reject (Squadrons) and Wondrous Tails. I know there's suppose to be 50 more floors coming, but they did NOT add them to the patch on release, and al they added now was more random RNG on the RNG table. I'm not tired of it, just annoyed with it now. Please don't kill your new content.
So yeah, fun for the time it lasted. Nice job guys.
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