Quote Originally Posted by Secret_Reeve View Post
doctor: well your terminally ill
you: whats wrong with me?
doctor: well you'll have to wait untill we find a cure for me to tell you

why not just say what the illness is?
This isn't remotely accurate. More accurate:

Doctor: Well, you're terminally ill.
Secret Reeve: whats wrong with me?
Doctor: Let me tell you in detail what's wrong with you. [explains what's wrong] Now let me tell you how I'm going to cure it. [explains in detail using charts and pictures] However, it's going to take 12 months to cure you. Please be patient.
Secret Reeve: i didn't hear anything you said except "12 months." i demand that you cure me now!
Person Standing Nearby: He can't cure you now. It will take time. Please be patient.
Secret Reeve: Why won't you explain to me what's wrong?
Person Standing Nearby: The doctor just explained it to you.
Secret Reeve: i demand that you explain it over and over again until i understand! noooooowwwww!

Fin