Seriously, I don't find the OPs macro offending but I rather keep my mouth shut about what I think about it as it won't be pretty. But to each their own.
The healer is not responsible for idiots staying in AOEs or people not using their CDs. They are also not responsible for your supposed lag or saving your ass from whatever trash you do. Healers are not responsible for people not knowing their skills and not following game mechanics. Or in short: healers are not your personal servants..
Sorry to burst your bubble. Yes, we all derp and I am not saying it is never the healer's fault. After all, the challenge of keeping the party in shape in all situations is (at least for me) part of why I love being a healer.
As for the macros, unlike a 5 sec Pacification macro, raise macros are actually useful:
- making people aware they are being raised
- saving mp for the other healer/a summoner by avoiding double raises on the same person
- making the party aware that for a few seconds, they might to watch themselves
That's only the ones I can think of from the top of my head.
Why would I have to write my macro considering that? If parents see it fit to have their kids playing, it is their responsibility to "protect" them from the evil talk of naughty people. Letting a child play any MMO apart from maybe Hello Kitty Online will expose them to this kind of content. Don't want that, do the following:
- Enable the chat filter
- CLOSE the whole chat
- Play with them in a static group
- Set up their chat channels to what they can see and what not
Personally, my raise macro is safe for minors but not because I wrote it to be that way:
"<t> has encountered a fatal error. Rebooting...."