I don't think I'll ever be able to understand why people would spend hundreds on a lump of carved plastic. Or is this thing made of metal?

Then again, I did spend £350 on a tattoo and plan to spend more money on more tattoos...

And I guess it's better than spending 400+ on a pair of ugly sneakers when you don't even know how to dunk a hoop...

Also, this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZKkYdelD2o