Why you do this to us lala's Yoshi? D:

[Pinkie_Pie]

http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...8aeec872e299d0

Don't compare us lala's to that Deluxe Wooden Bucket that has watermelons in it. Are you saying we watermelons? Are you saying that people should eat us LALA's, NUUUUUU

[SilkaN]

Well, you went from popoto to watermelon. That's an upgrade, isn't it?

[Zigabar]

They're saying Popoto go great with watermelon.

[PandAlt]

I'll take it, green is a good color on me

[FoxyAreku]

Lalafells are food, not friends.

Wait what?

[Kosmos992k]

No, no, those melons are not there to mock Lalafell, they are there to be convinient...



With these convenient melons in the barrel, who needs a bikini top?

[Lukha]

So you're hiding your melons with other melons?

[Felis]

Are you saying that people should eat us LALA's, NUUUUUU

Not exactly people, but enemies

In recent years, a lack of natural predators in the region has seen the number of peistes increase dramatically. To make matters worse, the scalekin are known to have a taste for plump, stout Lalafell, which they oft consume by swallowing whole, leaving the victims to digest slowly in their cavernous bellies. It is even said that the peiste's piercing howl is actually the screams of those recently devoured...

[Zigabar]

Not exactly people, but enemies

I..uh. O.0 I'm never leaving my house without a Roe, now. Accepting bodyguard applications.

[Morningstar1337]

Not exactly people, but enemies

Yeah FATEs have a tendency to reference the apparent natural predators of the Lalafell