Lol, don't you think it's funny how everyone uses "It's not FF enough" to justify introducing a metric tonne of stupid crap into FFXIV, and yet the one time this reason would actually prove itself valid (i.e., monster mounts are definitely not very FF), the developers don't bat an eye and keep developing this stupid idea further.

Gurlfriend - look here - that Gobbue mount aint doin' anyone no favors, and quite frankly makes you look fat. Get that crap outta FFXIV before FFXIV ends up on the worst-dressed list of MMOs with such tacky features.