FFXI/FF14 t-shirt line thread?

[Finneli]

I am so sure someone has already done still it is always something fun to do. So basically you make a statement of some sort, which would look good on a t-shirt. The statement/quote can be funny, sad or whatever. If you want you can add in a story or something behind the t-shirt line.

An example "I fought Tiamat for 6 hours and all I got was this stupid Fire Crystal"

In 2006? SE released Wing of the goddess expansion and with it came this Large Dragon; it was a pain in the butt to get to its spawn location as monsters along the path detected by sound and could instant kill a level 75 mage at the time. Fighting the dragon was a pain in the butt and then the drops were random. I have heard that Tiamat has even dropped no items before.

Some Fun info about Tiamat
Around 100,000HP
Killable by: 36+ characters at level 75
Special Attacks: Draw-In, Mighty Strikes (multiple times), Auto-Regen (around 200HP/tic), Blaze Spikes, Firaga III
Spawns around E-9 every 3-5 days. (24-72hr after maintenance)

I truly do miss this stuff challenging stuff though.

[Catapult]

"That's no ordinary Spriggan!"

A reference to the NMs that look the same as the regular mobs but become dangerous to take on. In this case, Spitfire. Playing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail's "That's no ordinary Rabbit."

[Jigg]

"I got screwed in Valkurm Dunes"

Pugils...need I say more?

[Doho]

#Occupy Whitegate

[Colino]

(Dunesfolk for Dinner)

[Delsus]

"8 Years and I'm still a noob"

In referance to everything that gets released through the life of MMOs, could be anything.

[Catapult]

Ifrit Bleeds, We Can Kill It!

[Firon]

I Thought THM was gonna be WHM?

I thought CON was gonna be BLM even tho my spells are geared for healing?

[CapnBash]

(Raptor) (Party) R35-R45
I remember when fighting raptors was all the rage.

[Velhart]

I killed Ifrit, and all that dropped was this lousy t-shirt.