Duty Finder Confessions.

[DamianFatale]

I have fallen asleep during a few dungeons. I'm so sorry, but if I'm tome farming, anima grinding, or EXP grinding, by the end of the day It can be tiring. I feel so bad though.

[DamianFatale]

I never do anything that can be considered bad or wrong, with maybe one exception.

If I'm a tank, I let die every DPS/healer who pulls before me because they're trying to force a speedrun. "Not in my run, boy" Well, I don't do it always, only sometines when I'm sick of idiots speedrunnig every sinlge fucking thing in the game and complaining because "it is too slow". I usually end with a "You like tanking? :3"

I hate to admit it, but same. Its so annoying when my macro says please gather, and they don't.

[AskaRay]

I don't use my buffs in trash pulls.
Like, ever.
I'm too /lazy and I like to make sure I have the super pewpew when we hit a boss.

[Bourne_Endeavor]

A few weeks back, I was farming Brayflox normal with FC mate for the Battlemage body set. He was at level 60 and obliterating everything while I basically did nothing. After a while, he needs a break. Cool. I queue on my own. First run, no problems. Second... my heals suddenly do next to nothing and can barely keep the tank alive. Turns out in all those farm runs earlier, my gear had dipped below 10% and I didn't notice. By the second DF run, everything broke. I was basically naked. Group was pretty chill about it but ugh. Talk about a stupid moment. x.x

[Voltyblast]

My worst episode was when I was doing a premade with a group of "friends" (I only knew the leader: the other 2 were his friends) and we were doing Hullbreaker (normal, it was during ARR). We ended up in a heated arguement where I decided to leave halfway, thinking to make a joke and rejoin afterwards and shout "scaaaared huhhh?". However I had no idea that premade teams couldn't be reached from DF so in the end they had to disband, the "friend" got super pissy and we stopped talking.

I don't regret it though, he wasn't a nice person anyway. Good riddance!

[Khalithar]

I zone out while tanking the last boss of Hullbreaker hard mode, a lot.

[Atoli]

I have fallen asleep during a few dungeons. I feel so bad though.

I fall asleep all the time as a healer when I sign up for something late at night, it seems amazing to me that someone actually feels bad about doing that xD
Then again, nobody has ever died during those minutes of sleep, so..I'm convinced now that I can keep up with a party and heal even with my eyes closed and my conciousness gone..°-°

[SaitoHikari]

"Oh hey, there's a Summoner in the party, I'm gonna help him! "

*pulls Ramuh with Foe Requiem which results in the party abruptly starting the fight at 50% HP*

[Galactimus]

Clive's Poetry Corner
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I roll Need whenever I can.
And Greed whenever I can't.
Entire raid sets I'll collect once.
Cards and Minions I'll happily grab thrice.
They call me a 'Loot Whor...Horse"


You give me flak and talk smack.
Friends turn into ranters.
Enemies frothing banter.
Complaining I'm Greedy for "Needing".
"Now look HERE!" I say heeding:


"Needing" raises Desynth
"Greeding" desynths into gil.
Left overs are Company Seals..
..Auction housed minions..
..And easy MGP at will.


"But that gear piece has Parry! And it's not best in slot!"
"Give it to my sub job, on you it will ROT!!"
"Nay!" says the Hawkins; adamant with desire!!


You don't need it for progression. This set is mine.
It's called Fending for a reason; it's Glamour divine
It may not even be useful; at this point in time...
But I know someone with a higher ilvl than yours.
My retainer can wear this, he does my chores.


I'm following your loot rules and will not atone.
Now wait for YOUR loot turn, and leave MINE alone!
{/logout}

[Seezur_Undies]

Ooh & after a 25 minute Qarn HM run I told the NIN to "study up on NIN<3" & immediately left bc I feel like I was doing 70%-80% of the party's damage...I mean don't quote me on that but jeez he used death blossom on 3,2 & even 1 target & consistently ripped aggro from the tank....it was unpleasant for me.

Annnd a few times I have let pulling/ignorant dps(who deserved it believe me) die as healer or tank.


I'm such a bad person :/

You left out that fact the NIN was doing his best and was new, or at least level 50 because they were not sync'd, while all you did was try and one up the tank, pull before she could, and generate as much emnity that the tank was MP starved that whole run

<tanked that run

Were you a bad person?
Abosolutely not, you are a complete and utter B$*%@