Identifying Player(s) Server by Macros - NA Edition

[Noshpan]

I'm disappointed that I've yet to see a tank Provoke "GET OVER HERE" macro.

[KeluBehemoth]

Same, I'm a tank from behemoth and my provoke is simply provoking 'enemy name here' , lol.

Hahahaaa... me too

[tomzwalker]

I saw a tank use this macro for provoke:
"If I Provoke <t> senpai, will he notice me?"

[Reila_Circus]

I have yet to Macro a Provoke. I'd expect that the voke animation and snap aggro would be a clear hint.

[TheGrimace]

We on Excalibur finish every action with a well-placed Manderville Dance in offering to Lord Godbert, praise Him.

[Trixxy]

Pulling Macros on Cerberus:

[SE4]Pulling [t] in 20
[SE4]10...
[SE4]5...
[SE4]4
[SE4]3
[SE4]2
[SE4]1
[SE4][t], do you even praise the sun?

Lengthy, Sound Effects and a witty quote at the end.
As a NIN the 20-second pull macros are a godsent and I love people for using them.

[DarkmoonVael]

Pulling Macros on Cerberus:

[SE4]Pulling [t] in 20
[SE4]10...
[SE4]5...
[SE4]4
[SE4]3
[SE4]2
[SE4]1
[SE4][t], do you even praise the sun?

Lengthy, Sound Effects and a witty quote at the end.
As a NIN the 20-second pull macros are a godsent and I love people for using them.

My old raid tank also had a 100 second pull macro to troll people with. Can confirm cerberus pull macros best macros.

[Urthdigger]

I'm from Balmung, and I've never seen long flowery quotes for provokes.

Now, raise on the other hand...

[Ninster]

I remember this one summoner in FFXI who had this macroed for their Blood Pact attacks, "My blood is my bond! <pet> rip <t> to pieces!" Got to see that every minute.

People think that tank macros are bad, good grief summoner ones are far worse.

"FIRES OF HADES I BESEECH THEE! IFRIT SLAY MY FOES!"
"EARTHEN BASED PROTECTION! TITAN COME TO MY AID!"
"WINDS OF THE NORTH SURROUND ME! GARUDA DISPERSE MINE ENEMIES!"

It's kind of embarrassing to watch.

Yeah, I feel bad whenever I see a summon macro. Also... is this a legit example? If so, just WHEN did this guy pull out Titan-egi?

[Alistaire]

Raise macros are the best. Don't happen too often to be annoying, are useful to avoid 2 ppl raising the same person, and are often great. Last night had a healer with

"Roses are red, violets are blue. You seem to be dead <t>, sucks to be you."