._. Made me cringe so hard.I remember this one summoner in FFXI who had this macroed for their Blood Pact attacks, "My blood is my bond! <pet> rip <t> to pieces!" Got to see that every minute.
People think that tank macros are bad, good grief summoner ones are far worse.
"FIRES OF HADES I BESEECH THEE! IFRIT SLAY MY FOES!"
"EARTHEN BASED PROTECTION! TITAN COME TO MY AID!"
"WINDS OF THE NORTH SURROUND ME! GARUDA DISPERSE MINE ENEMIES!"
It's kind of embarrassing to watch.
Well since I'm in JP server, their provoke macro almost same (I mean just Provoke @ <t> ), but in Japanese language.
In Carbuncle (almost all Japanese players), the macros are generally very simple. They are all in Japanese, but basically...
"Provoke <t>". is like 90% of the ones I see.
Every now and then someone's says something extra like "Hey, look over here! Provoke" or "Where do you think you're going!? Provoke!"
Just the other day I saw one that said "Rolling NEED on <t>! Provoke!" I thought that was kind of clever.
I'm disappointed that I've yet to see a tank Provoke "GET OVER HERE" macro.
I LIKE the fence. I get 2 groups to laugh at then.
I saw a tank use this macro for provoke:
"If I Provoke <t> senpai, will he notice me?"
I have yet to Macro a Provoke. I'd expect that the voke animation and snap aggro would be a clear hint.
Born to lose, Live to win.
RIP Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister
We on Excalibur finish every action with a well-placed Manderville Dance in offering to Lord Godbert, praise Him.
Pulling Macros on Cerberus:
[SE4]Pulling [t] in 20
[SE4]10...
[SE4]5...
[SE4]4
[SE4]3
[SE4]2
[SE4]1
[SE4][t], do you even praise the sun?
Lengthy, Sound Effects and a witty quote at the end.
As a NIN the 20-second pull macros are a godsent and I love people for using them.
My old raid tank also had a 100 second pull macro to troll people with. Can confirm cerberus pull macros best macros.Pulling Macros on Cerberus:
[SE4]Pulling [t] in 20
[SE4]10...
[SE4]5...
[SE4]4
[SE4]3
[SE4]2
[SE4]1
[SE4][t], do you even praise the sun?
Lengthy, Sound Effects and a witty quote at the end.
As a NIN the 20-second pull macros are a godsent and I love people for using them.
I'm from Balmung, and I've never seen long flowery quotes for provokes.
Now, raise on the other hand...
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