Believe itThough not a tank, I once had someone had an annoying-as-hell macro for their Ninja. They had gone complete Narutard fan-fiction novella with their macro too. The first couple of times it was forgivable, but after the bajillionth time I wanted to strangle that Ninja oh so very much.
Don't worry. I'll spam cure the crap out of you with my Paladin.
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Katon! Fireball no Jutsu!Though not a tank, I once had someone had an annoying-as-hell macro for their Ninja. They had gone complete Narutard fan-fiction novella with their macro too. The first couple of times it was forgivable, but after the bajillionth time I wanted to strangle that Ninja oh so very much.
I must be the odd tank on Behemoth cuz I have text with mines.
"My turn! My turn! Hey <t>, you butt!" {Provoke}
Oddly enough I don't see "Balmung's cats" on DF that much... or even any Balmung player at all unless it's reset day. I guess people there don't like PvE that much.
I'm a tank from Marlboro. My provoke macro is, "Hey, <t>! Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen! Watch out! Hey! Oh. You're provoked!"
Whoops! Looks like I have been tanking wrong the whole time! I just stutter step when I pull things instead of macros.
Oh hey nothing was here
I remember this one summoner in FFXI who had this macroed for their Blood Pact attacks, "My blood is my bond! <pet> rip <t> to pieces!" Got to see that every minute.
People think that tank macros are bad, good grief summoner ones are far worse.
"FIRES OF HADES I BESEECH THEE! IFRIT SLAY MY FOES!"
"EARTHEN BASED PROTECTION! TITAN COME TO MY AID!"
"WINDS OF THE NORTH SURROUND ME! GARUDA DISPERSE MINE ENEMIES!"
It's kind of embarrassing to watch.
I've seen a guy do that once on ST i think.I remember this one summoner in FFXI who had this macroed for their Blood Pact attacks, "My blood is my bond! <pet> rip <t> to pieces!" Got to see that every minute.
People think that tank macros are bad, good grief summoner ones are far worse.
"FIRES OF HADES I BESEECH THEE! IFRIT SLAY MY FOES!"
"EARTHEN BASED PROTECTION! TITAN COME TO MY AID!"
"WINDS OF THE NORTH SURROUND ME! GARUDA DISPERSE MINE ENEMIES!"
It's kind of embarrassing to watch.
Speaking of cringeworthy macros, on ST as well, there was some BLM that had flare macro'd on shout so the whole alliance was telling him to shut up and to flare more because he was flaring like once per pull.
damn, syrcus tower was really a cancer magnet instance.
Yeah, I feel bad whenever I see a summon macro. Also... is this a legit example? If so, just WHEN did this guy pull out Titan-egi?I remember this one summoner in FFXI who had this macroed for their Blood Pact attacks, "My blood is my bond! <pet> rip <t> to pieces!" Got to see that every minute.
People think that tank macros are bad, good grief summoner ones are far worse.
"FIRES OF HADES I BESEECH THEE! IFRIT SLAY MY FOES!"
"EARTHEN BASED PROTECTION! TITAN COME TO MY AID!"
"WINDS OF THE NORTH SURROUND ME! GARUDA DISPERSE MINE ENEMIES!"
It's kind of embarrassing to watch.
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