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[zoqor]

Just buy a vanilla visa per-paid card, register it online by typing in your zip code and buy Crysta. Works for me.

Thanks for the tip. I'm certain there is a way around this. But I'm not going to do that. If SE is unable to accept CC payments, but advertises that it can, it is on them to fix this, not on me to work around it. I'll quite literally quit the game before I work around the issue.