Would you like an in-game parser?

[Kaurie]

Love this answer. Granted, since I am a damage dealer, I don't have this issue in dungeons, but I definitely can relate from when i leveled non-damage dealers.

Yeah, I got my SMN/SCH to 60 first and PLD to 60 soon after. I quickly realized that even though I have a 10-15 min queue on my SMN and near instant queues for my SCH/PLD, I'd still spend less time queuing in on my SMN - somehow :| That difference has changed a little bit (not sure if people have just got more accustomed to level 60 rotations, or if gear has made the difference), but it was pretty crazy back then. 15 min queue, 15 min dungeon vs 0 min queue, 35-45 minute runs on my PLD/SCH. :| This was very soon into the expansion, when people were generally between 170 and 179 ilvl.

[WeekendSoja]

since this thread has turned to the "lols" section of parsing...

I want a group available "total raid damage parser" implemented so that when it is time for an enrage phase for any content...if you are below the threshold it automatically removes the party from the instance with no penalty and has, in big letters on the screen, "Sorry, your damage is too low for this instance, please try again! <insert face of sad derplander before he became the warrior of darkness>"

Now instead of an annoying enrage wall to bang our heads against...we have a derplander message to encourage us to "try again!" Lol

(And the line has been cast)

[Rawrz]

o-o I like turtles. #TeamProParser

[Thunda_Cat_SMASH]

I like swords. #TeamDPSHarder.

[WeekendSoja]

I like fishes cause their so delicious! #slipperyfishmakesforbigDdps!

[Natashio]

I like this thread to be locked.

[Rawrz]

I like this thread to be locked.

*Le Gasp* But why? We need to make a little lady's dream to hit 100 pages to come true and to see how many people care enough about the subject to vote. D: </3

[Reiryuu]

*Le Gasp* But why? We need to make a little lady's dream to hit 100 pages to come true and to see how many people care enough about the subject to vote. D: </3

It doesn't matter how many people here care. This is polling FFXIV players that bother to come to the forums that speak English that only care about a parser one way or another to even click on the thread to read it. It's like going to an elementary school on a hot day and asking the kids "Do you like chocolate ice cream, vanilla ice cream, or do you not want any?"

[Ciri_Wolf]

TFW this topic shows up every month.

[Rawrz]

TFW this topic shows up every month.

All we need is an in game server to find out :O