Would you like an in-game parser?

[Dualgunner]

Way to miss the entire point.

Oh?

If your point is "We won't have parsers because the devs think we can't handle it--after all, look at our use of the forums" it then follows that we shouldn't even be allowed the forums, because we can't be trusted with our use of the forums.

If it's not, then work on how you word your arguments in the future.