Would you like an in-game parser?

[Mycow8me]

Yes, your anecdote got shut down by random sample selection. You then adopted some "I said my piece agree to disagree if you must" that really just makes me question why you bothered prefacing your desire for a private self parser with such a blatantly anecdotal claim.

The same reason you keep insisting i got shut down i guess. In hopes that something will change.