Would you like an in-game parser?

[RobbieH]

I think that a parser would be good for the community. Not having one is not good for the community. I don't lose sleep over it, however.

I think a group parser could help people, while leveling and learning their class, test and see how doing certain changes to their rotation would improve their DPS.

How is a group parser going to help someone leveling? That's the most dumb thing i've ever read so far in this thread.

People don't learn their class looking at numbers, people learn their class by reading the skill tooltips, and from there use their logic, that's how i've learned and most people learned.

What basically you're saying is that everyone was bad before parsers were made available, please.

Not to mention there's plenty of guides, being them video or written, no Parser is going to make someone better than reading/watching a guide (exception for people who already know their Job for the most part and want to test openers).

They could then continue to use a parser during grouped content at max level to see how they are comparing to others

Yes this is why people want a group parser, so they can shit on bad players and get away with it for the sake of epeen, when they're not that good themselves.

What would happen if someone was doing bad DPS:

- Get shit on
- Get kicked

But wait, there's a group parser, so why aren't they good already? Wasn't it meant to help bad players become better to begin with?

The only time i felt the need to read a guide for Ninja was during 3.2 when i couldn't beat the A8S dummy, was failing at 3%, which is what full party buff is and would be met while inside A8S, but i still wanted to get it down since it's possible, so i went to read guides and found out that the Opener was somewhat wrong.

Then i proceed to test the new opener, still wasn't enough, so i proceed to reddit and people told me my crit was too low, end of story.

I didn't use a parser to learn my Job, i'm not special, why would other people need a parser to learn their Job?

[Frowny]

Bleh

Have the posts mentioning a personal parser for just you and MAYBE a group one for Savage fly over your head?

[RobbieH]

useless comment

Yes because i'm CLEARLY replying to those posts.

He clearly said "group parser" while leveling, hence why i proceed with my comment on that.

Why bother post nonsense?

[bardaboo]

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Cool, you beat a training dummy with the help of internet people who use parsers. That don't mean shit in the actual fight. "I beat the dummy guys" "ok... but your dps is 800 lower than it should be in here" "but i beat the dummy. Don't parse me. ToS breach. Reporting!!!"

[RobbieH]

Cool, you beat a training dummy with the help of internet people who use parsers. That don't mean shit in the actual fight. "I beat the dummy guys" "ok... but your dps is 800 lower than it should be in here" "but i beat the dummy. Don't parse me. ToS breach. Reporting!!!"

So your problem is that people report you for using a parser, then it's your fault for mentioning the DPS.

And yes dummy doesn't mean anything when:

- People still use potions and food to cheese their numbers
- Beat A12S without beating the actual dummy, which pretty much makes your argument invalid.

Just curious about something, why do you think parsers are not allowed?

EDIT: Since i'm on post daily limit i'll reply to post bellow:

You can request numbers at the end of the fight from whoever is using it.

Or, you can use Teamspeak on your Smartphone.

Also, i think people are forgetting something important:

Carefully take a look at this...


Didn't notice anything?

Here:



You people are asking for 13 year olds to do high DPS.

Yes because they and even younger play the game, if they get in a dungeon with you they're going to hear people call them names and other stuff and get kicked.

That's all.

[bardaboo]

So your problem is that people report you for using a parser, then it's your fault for mentioning the DPS.

And yes dummy doesn't mean anything when:

- People still use potions and food to cheese their numbers
- Beat A12S without beating the actual dummy, which pretty much makes your argument invalid.

Just curious about something, why do you think parsers are not allowed?

EDIT: Since i'm on post daily limit i'll reply to post bellow:

You can request numbers at the end of the fight from whoever is using it.

Or, you can use Teamspeak on your Smartphone.

Also, i think people are forgetting something important:

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Yes, i too am guilty of using pots and food to "cheese" my numbers. I'm also one of those guys that likes to use my skills in the right order to "cheese" my numbers as well. Clearly i need to stop my epeeen leetness.
(Edit ) and I'm not asking for parser so I can grief 13 year olds. I'm wanting a parser so i can track my own dps
(Edit 2) i also don't need a parser to see if a blm sucks or a bard sucks or a drg sucks or a smn sucks. I can actually see if they are doing their job somewhere close to decent.

[Kaurie]

How is a group parser going to help someone leveling? That's the most dumb thing i've ever read so far in this thread.

I thought I made myself clear, that the parser would help you realize how changes to your rotation affect your DPS. Just because the numbers are 60 vs 80 doesn't mean you're not doing 33% more damage. It's a great feedback tool to tell you how you are doing as you level.

People don't learn their class looking at numbers, people learn their class by reading the skill tooltips, and from there use their logic, that's how i've learned and most people learned.

People learn by trial and error. You use logic and tooltips to think up ways to adjust your rotation and then you use feedback from a parser to determine if it made a difference.

What basically you're saying is that everyone was bad before parsers were made available, please.

Considering you are advocating using logic, this is a fairly illogical conclusion. I am advocating that parsers will help the general community improve. Having the ability to improve doesn't mean that everyone is bad. That said, the vast majority of DF players do play poorly.

Not to mention there's plenty of guides, being them video or written, no Parser is going to make someone better than reading/watching a guide (exception for people who already know their Job for the most part and want to test openers).

This likely depends on the player, the content and their current level of skill. It's also an odd argument as the two are not mutually exclusive. I am fairly certain plenty of players who watch guides also use parsers.

Yes this is why people want a group parser, so they can shit on bad players and get away with it for the sake of epeen, when they're not that good themselves.

It's interesting you have this perspective, as between the two of us, you're being the jerk. In this post alone, you've insulted me by calling me dumb, saying I'm stroking my epeen and have made several other negative assumptions about me. Yet, between the two of us, you're the one advocating for no parser and I am advocating for a parser.

What would happen if someone was doing bad DPS:

- Get shit on
- Get kicked

-You notice and improve
-I notice and offer advice
-We both notice and ignore it

Just so you are aware, every single person who is seen doing poor DPS in games like WoW are not kicked, or even mocked. The vast majority is simply ignored.

But wait, there's a group parser, so why aren't they good already? Wasn't it meant to help bad players become better to begin with?

There isn't a group parser, or are you using your previous comment where you provide 2 sample scenarios as the only possible scenarios of the future as evidence for an argument?

The only time i felt the need to read a guide for Ninja was during 3.2 when i couldn't beat the A8S dummy, was failing at 3%, which is what full party buff is and would be met while inside A8S, but i still wanted to get it down since it's possible, so i went to read guides and found out that the Opener was somewhat wrong.

Then i proceed to test the new opener, still wasn't enough, so i proceed to reddit and people told me my crit was too low, end of story.

I didn't use a parser to learn my Job, i'm not special, why would other people need a parser to learn their Job?

That is great for you. In a way you did you use a parser, the SSS, to determine your level. A parser would provide this feedback in all content. That way you could see how things change throughout. It would provide feedback as you are learning your class. It would provide your AST feedback to know who to buff - and so on.

It kind of sounds like you think that a parser would replace SSS, video guides, written guides and so on. These are not mutually exclusive.