Would you like an in-game parser?

[Leigaon]

This won't happen, SE is already iffy about getting rid of RMT because it is free revenue, I don't think they will put down the banhammer on this unnecessarily.

Probably not, which is why this is doomed from the get go. To give something with no restrictions attached, people will not be civil or treat it correctly. You'd have to have one with the other. Though you're right, they won't. So this will eventually just cause a lot more harm than the good it could do. Which sucks a bit in the end.