Would you like an in-game parser?

[Dement]

OH MY GOD. you can't do simple math? Really?!?!?!?!?!?!

Remember when I took that argument out of the equation in my original response? I don't want to waste my time crunching the damage log into a calculator when it is incredibly simple for the game to do it for me, it has to calculate the damage anyway it's just a matter of presenting the information to me. Reading comprehension doesn't seem to be your strong suit. Failing at wit, now that's something you seem to be more than capable of.

[mandodo69]

Remember when I took that argument out of the equation in my original response? I don't want to waste my time crunching the damage log into a calculator when it is incredibly simple for the game to do it for me.

Simple, I'll help.

take your top 3 damage dealing numbers and round them off.

I know you can do it. Takes, literally, 30 seconds.

[Dement]

Simple, I'll help.

take your top 3 damage dealing numbers and round them off.

I know you can do it. Takes, literally, 30 seconds.

And that gives me... something useful? Well hell I can triple Fell Cleave for about 9k each... so my DPS must easily be OVER 9000 DPS but not DPS per second per second per second!!!!!!

[Asmodai]

Simple, I'll help.

take your top 3 damage dealing numbers and round them off.

I know you can do it. Takes, literally, 30 seconds.

This right here is an example of the people complaining about parsers. Why would SE listen to them.