Would you like an in-game parser?

[mandodo69]

I don't even... on the very off chance you're not a troll, then this is the dumbest thing I've read in a while. DPS stands for "Damage per Second" which is an equation of how much damage you're averaging every second. What your god-like ability to maneuver into simple settings menus has managed to turn on is.... just damage. Yes, you can see your damage from each attack but how much damage do you average per second from your kick-ass settings knowledge?

OH MY GOD. you can't do simple math? Really?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Dement]

OH MY GOD. you can't do simple math? Really?!?!?!?!?!?!

Remember when I took that argument out of the equation in my original response? I don't want to waste my time crunching the damage log into a calculator when it is incredibly simple for the game to do it for me, it has to calculate the damage anyway it's just a matter of presenting the information to me. Reading comprehension doesn't seem to be your strong suit. Failing at wit, now that's something you seem to be more than capable of.

[mandodo69]

Remember when I took that argument out of the equation in my original response? I don't want to waste my time crunching the damage log into a calculator when it is incredibly simple for the game to do it for me.

Simple, I'll help.

take your top 3 damage dealing numbers and round them off.

I know you can do it. Takes, literally, 30 seconds.

[Dement]

Simple, I'll help.

take your top 3 damage dealing numbers and round them off.

I know you can do it. Takes, literally, 30 seconds.

And that gives me... something useful? Well hell I can triple Fell Cleave for about 9k each... so my DPS must easily be OVER 9000 DPS but not DPS per second per second per second!!!!!!

[Asmodai]

Simple, I'll help.

take your top 3 damage dealing numbers and round them off.

I know you can do it. Takes, literally, 30 seconds.

This right here is an example of the people complaining about parsers. Why would SE listen to them.