Would you like an in-game parser?

[Kikoten]

Do I want an in-game parser?

Fuck no.

"WHM, it says here on my little Parser-doodle that you did lower DPS than the rest of us so far this run."

"Well, yeah, because I was keeping the whole godsdamned team alive."

"Well, that ain't gonna fly. The other healer is DPSing."

"Well, yeah, that's why I was stuck keeping you all alive."

"Yeeeaaaah, we're going to have to kick you."

*gets kicked*

You know that's gonna happen.

[Rita1989]

Do I want an in-game parser?

Fuck no.

"WHM, it says here on my little Parser-doodle that you did lower DPS than the rest of us so far this run."

"Well, yeah, because I was keeping the whole godsdamned team alive."

"Well, that ain't gonna fly. The other healer is DPSing."

"Well, yeah, that's why I was stuck keeping you all alive."

"Yeeeaaaah, we're going to have to kick you."

*gets kicked*

You know that's gonna happen.

I main WHM and that never happens on SCH maybe if your the back up healer and your not dps when you can be.

It may also be a wake-up call for DPS when they see they are doing less damage then a WHM which happens quite often when I do dungeons.