Would you like an in-game parser?

[Reiryuu]

*Le Gasp* But why? We need to make a little lady's dream to hit 100 pages to come true and to see how many people care enough about the subject to vote. D: </3

It doesn't matter how many people here care. This is polling FFXIV players that bother to come to the forums that speak English that only care about a parser one way or another to even click on the thread to read it. It's like going to an elementary school on a hot day and asking the kids "Do you like chocolate ice cream, vanilla ice cream, or do you not want any?"