I was half serious half sarcastic and talking from my experience.

1. The girl was crying yesterday and the healer was trying to push her HP as low as possible on purpose.

2. That's how I played my cute scholar alt when str tanks (warriors mainly) were too busy dpsing - I fought the lack of defensive CDs with my own dpsing hobby as healer. :P

Btw. I am up for the parsers, too much problems for tanks and healers when the dps is low.