Would you like an in-game parser?

[Lambdafish]

I think it's a gross waste of resources if that's the case!

For what reason? Because you won't use it? I think the glamour system was a huge waste of resources because I don't really care about my characters appearance, I think that making fenrir fly is a huge waste of resources because I don't have or want one. A parser is an extreamly helpful (if not necessary) tool for end game raiding, and fights are only getting harder and more dependent on high DPS (bismark, Thordan, and the entirety of savage come to mind). The fact that this thread exists, that it is so widely debated, and that in the original OPs poll, pro parsers are winning 3/1, shows that it is definitely not a waste.